Star Trek TNG: More of Season 2

We're getting near the end of Season 2 of TNG.

• When I was watching "The Icarus Factor", I kept thinking a soap opera writer was involved--people talking at each other. It seemed more like a Love Boat episode.
• It's one step forward for Wesley (who commands a research mission) and two steps back for Data (who breaks the Prime Directive multiple times) in "Pen Pals",
• "Q Who" introduces the main villain of the 24th century--The Borg. Q brings them to a distant sector to teach Picard a lesson, and he definitely gets one. The Borg changes the whole chemistry of the show over time--less philosophy, more action.
• In "Samaritan Snare", Riker ignores warnings from Worf (understandable) and Troi (why?), leaving LaForge in danger on an enemy ship. Meanwhile, it's a long car (shuttlecraft) ride for Picard and Wesley.
• The Enterprise must evacuate the cast of Brigadoon--sorry, a group of colonists--in "Up the Long Ladder".  There's a second story about cloning, which is quite jarring against the Darby O'Gill story.
• Lwaxana Troi (Majel Barrett) is on the prowl, so Picard hides out in the Holodeck in "Manhunt". This is a particularly wacky episode. Of course, Majel Barrett needs no introduction to Trek fans--Number One, Nurse Chapel, and the voice of the ship's computer throughout all the series.  Speaking of the latter, we get one scene with Lwaxana talking to herself (the ship's computer). We also get a cameo from Mick Fleetwood as a fish-like alien--a closet Trekkie, I guess.
• K'Ehleyr (Suzie Plakson) makes her first appearance in "The Emissary".. Plakson has the distinction of playing four different aliens in the Trek universe--a Vulcan doctor and this role of a Klingon on TNG, a female Q on ST: Voyager, and an Andorian on ST: Enterprise.

That's plenty for now--we'll finish out Season 2 and move onto Season 3 next time.  Star Trek: The Next Generation is available on Netflix--more to come!

Hogan's Heroes - Part 7

More of Hogan season two...

• I mentioned in an earlier entry that the black and white pilot was reshot as a color episode.  We've reached that point now, in the episode "Information Please". Some of the details are different, but it's the same basic plot.
• Hogan and LeBeau make another trip to Paris, this time with a Monet painting stolen by the Nazis, in "Art for Hogan's Sake". We're back in Mission: Impossible territory. Schultz even gets into the act as a fake general. How does Hogan explain having a white trenchcoat as a POW?  Oh right--this is a fantasy.
• How do you trick a German Field Marshall in a POW camp into thinking he's in England? The Mighty Hogan Art Players of course--along with a shot down allied plane.  It's all in "The General Swap."
• More Mission: Impossible stuff--the boys rob a bank in order to pay off an informer in "The Great Brinksmeyer Robbery". There's a great scene with Hogan acting as a paramour to the girl next door to the bank (Joyce Jameson).
• The boys put on a show to add some real ammunition in Nazi war games in "Praise the Fuhrer and Pass the Ammunition". This was a common formula on 60's sitcoms--come up with an excuse for the stars to perform. Of course, Clary and Dawson were both nightclub performers before the war.
• Ruta Lee plays a scientist who challenges Hogan's authority in the obviously named "Hogan and the Lady Doctor".  She had guest television roles going back to 1953--and she's still working in soaps.  

Cast info:

Leon Askin (Gen. Burkhalter) was born in 1907 in Vienna, in what was then known as Austria-Hungary, now part of Austria. Yet another Hogan cast member with a Jewish ancestry, he was already a successful actor in Germany by when he was arrested in 1933 by the SS. Upon release, he left for Paris and spent 5 years there in the theater. At the start of WWII, he was put in an internment camp, then his application for emigration to the US was accepted in 1940. He was able to find work in the theater, but after Pearl Harbor, he joined the US Army and was transferred to England, where he spent the rest of the war.  He then returned to the US and back to theater, becoming a founding member of American Actors Equity. Hollywood then beckoned, and he spent the next four decades there, with roles in over 60 films and television shows, generally as an "accent actor" who could cover many dialects. He was in the first Cinemascope film The Robe, as well as Billy Wilder's One, Two, Three. If you've watched Rocky and Bullwinkle, you've heard his voice as "Fearless Leader". He also played several roles on Steve Allen's 1970's PBS series Meeting of Minds. He returned to Austria in 1994 and made several films there, as well as returning to the theater.  He passed away in 2005.

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Hogan's Heroes - Part 6

What is zis man doing here??? It's Col. Hogan...

• Schultz's old friend turns out to be a general! Now Klink has to treat him with kid gloves in "The Rise and Fall of Sergeant Schultz".
• In one of my favorite episodes, Hogan turns a water main break into a scam on Klink and Burkhalter in "Hogan's Springs"
• A scam becomes serious when a fake bomb turns out to be real in "A Klink, a Bomb and a Short Fuse". I love it when Burkhalter suddenly realizes he has a meeting in town and takes off. 
• We get our first two-parter: Klink inadvertently takes Hogan and LeBeau to Paris, where they rescue a beautiful secret agent. It's like a Mission: Impossible episode. We also meet the Russian spy Marya, played by Nita Talbot. She had dozens of TV guest roles from the 1950's to the 1990's. We'll see her again on the show.
• Carter gets to play ol' Schnickelgruber in "Will the Real Adolf Hitler Please Stand Up?". There's a strange clip near the end of the episode with Schultz marching--I'm sure it's a stock shot from an earlier episode.
• We get another episode that could have been lifted from any other show--Klink has to get sick to fail a physical for the Russian Front, so the boys keep him awake for 48 hours. As a bonus we get Mr. Whipple (Dick Wilson) as Klink's nasty replacement.
• Carter has to "leak" fake info to Klink to save London--that's if he can remember the details--in "Klink's Rocket". There's a strange scene at the tunnel exit (the fake stump) where they normally shoot "day for night". In this case, it's lit normally, and it becomes very clear it's a set.

Cast info:

John Banner (Sgt. Schultz) was born to Jewish parents in Vienna in 1910, and after studying for a law degree, decided to become an actor. In 1938, he was performing in a troupe in Switzerland when the Nazis annexed Austria. He was forced to emigrate to the US. He wound up playing Nazis in 1940's Hollywood films such as Chetniks! The Fighting Guerillas. At the same time, his family still in Austria all died in the concentration camps. He had a number of early television roles, including kids shows such as Sky King, The Lone Ranger, Rocky Jones Space Ranger, Captain Midnight, Sheena Queen of the Jungle, and The Adventures of Superman. He also was on an episode of Walt Disney's Wonderful World of Color, playing alongside Leon Askin (Gen. Burkhalter). He continued getting steady TV work up until his iconic role of Schultz, and was in the film The Wicked Dreams of Paula Schultz (no relation) alongside other Hogan cast members. He was quoted in TV Guide--"I see Schultz as the representative of some kind of goodness in every generation." His star fell in Hollywood after the show ended--he was typecast--and his last role was a guest spot on The Partridge Family. He moved to France with his second wife, and died in Austria while visiting friends on his birthday in 1973.

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Star Trek TNG: Season 2 Continues

Some notes on the middle episodes of Season 2:

• In "Loud As a Whisper", we get a PSA for sign language in the form of a negotiator who uses a chorus of interpretors--one of whom hits on Troi
• Brent Spiner gets a chance to overact when Data's mind is taken over by a dying professor in "The Schizoid Man"
• Makeup!! Diana Muldaur gets the old age treatment when yet another disease causes hyperaging in "Unnatural Selection"
• In an important episode, Picard argues for Data's rights at a Federation hearing in "The Measure of a Man"
• It's the same old story--boy (Wesley) falls in love with shapeshifter, shapeshifter is destined to rule a planet--in "The Dauphin"
• We get our first reference to "Tea, Earl Grey, Hot" in "Contagion". They also figure out how to resolve a nasty computer virus, by doing what we do in 2012--reboot the computer.
• Shades of Gumby! It's a high concept episode when the away team is stuck inside a second rate novel in "The Royale". Data really gets into his role as a high stakes gambler.

That's plenty for now--more of Season 2 to come.  Star Trek: The Next Generation is available on Netflix--more to come!

Hogan's Heroes - Part 5

It's verboten to NOT watch Hogan's Heroes...

• In "Cupid Comes to Stalag 13", we get the sitcom trope of "boss tries to marry off a spinster relative to the old bachelor"--in this case, Burkhalter tries to get Klink to marry his plain sister. She's played by Kathleen Freeman, a veteran character actress--if you ever watched TV, you would recognize the face. The script is so generic, it could have just as easily been Major Bellows trying to get Tony Nelson to marry his niece until Jeannie gets involved.
• When Carter gets a Dear John letter, he decides to "Request Permission to Escape". Larry Hovis gets a rare chance to be the big star of an episode. We also see Father Mulcahy (William Christopher) as a Nazi Private. He had a number of minor roles during the series.
• As the second season begins, we have a cast change--Cynthia Lynn (Helga) is replaced by Sigrid Valdis (Hilda) as Klink's secretary. Valdis had a cameo in season one--Bob Crane ended up marrying her. Personally, I thought Lynn was prettier.
• The boys steal a German bomber and take out a refinery, while kidnapping a German general (James Gregory) in "Hogan Gives a Birthday Party". Lots of stock WWII footage ensue.
• A Gestapo officer (Paul Lambert) blackmails Hogan for a million in diamonds--so the boys double-cross him, using Klink and his troops to take him out in "Diamonds in the Rough"
• A second appearance by Howard Caine--this time as Col. Feldkamp but essentially playing Maj. Hochstetter--in "The Battle of Stalag 13". Best line--"Sounded like a staff car blowing up".    

Cast info:

Werner Klemperer (Col. Klink) was born in Germany to a conductor father and a soprano mother. Despite the jokes on the show, he was actually a virtuoso violin player, at one point performing in the New Philharmonia Orchestra. He was also a operatic baritone, performing on Broadway. His family moved to Los Angeles in 1935, and he served in the US Army during WWII--in a Special Services unit entertaining the troops. His film roles included Hitchcock's The Wrong Man, Judgement at Nuremberg, and the title role in Operation Eichmann. Television guest spots included Maverick and How to Marry a Millionaire prior to his signature role. He only took the role once he got assurances that Klink would never come out as a hero. He was nominated for an Emmy every one of the six years of the series, and won twice. He also showed up (in character) on an episode of Batman  Klemperer and some of the other stars of the show did a film called The Wicked Dreams of Paula Schultz in 1968, in this case playing a bumbling East German official. After the series ended, he moved back to musicals and Broadway, narrating for symphony orchestras, getting raves for the Seattle Opera's Die Fledermaus, and receiving a Tony nomination for Cabaret in 1987. You might have also "seen" him as Homer's conscience in an episode of the Simpsons (Hooo-meerrr!). Klemperer was on the Board of Directors of the New York Chamber Symphony and the council of Actor's Equity. He passed away in 2000.

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Hogan's Heroes - Part 4

I know no-THING but Hogan's Heroes...

• J. Pat O'Malley, a British character with credits going back to 1940, including a number of Disney roles and lots of TV guest spots, plays a general posing as a corporal in "How to Cook a German Goose by Radar".
• We get our first "dual role" episode in "The Prince From the Phone Company".  Ivan Dixon plays Kinchloe as well as an African prince negotiating for a Nazi submarine base in his country. The boys kidnap the real prince, and Kinchloe has to fill in. This concept was a mainstay for another show shot at the same studio--Mission: Impossible.
• Hogan gets Klink to help them break into a hotel safe in "The Safecracker Suite". An experienced safe cracker, played by Walter Burke, is flown in to assist. Burke had roles in early television, and had guest spots up to his death in 1984.
• As always happens in POW camps, three babes show up as new prisoners.  The obvious answer to get them out of the camp? Hogan and the boys play dress up. We even get the classic sitcom spincut--you know, "I won't dress as a woman!"--SPINCUT--they're dressed as women.
• The boys try to bring in "The Assassin" from another camp, but end up with--Col. Crittendon! Now he wants to help them out...

Cast info:

Larry Hovis was born in 1936, appeared as a child singer on Arthur Godfrey's Talent Scouts (think pre-historic American Idol), and put out a Capitol Records album in the 1950's. Success on Broadway was followed by a move to California in 1963. He was discovered by Andy Griffith, and appeared on both Andy's eponymous show and Gomer Pyle U.S.M.C. He got a role in the Hogan pilot as a prisoner coming through their escape process, but got the role of Sgt. Carter on the series, acting as the ordinance expert. He did a lot of physical comedy as his experiments went wrong. During the show's run, he also wrote for Rowan and Martin's Laugh-In, eventually getting an onscreen role. After Hogan ended, he produced and appeared in the game show Liar's Club, which led to a production company that created the original version of Lingo. You might have seen him on Match Game as well. He toured in the musical Best Little Whorehouse in Texas, and later taught drama at a Texas university. He passed away in 2003.

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Star Trek TNG: Onto Season 2

We've now made it to Season 2 of TNG.  This was a strange period for the show. Ratings had dropped since the premiere, and since it was an expensive show to produce, some at Paramount were considering dropping it, as were some of the independent affiliate stations. Also, there was a writer's strike at the time, which delayed the season premiere from September to November.

Patrick Stewart hosted a special that reminded viewers of what had gone on in the first season, as well as all the changes to come in the new season:

• The introduction of the Ten Forward lounge
• A new character, Guinan, played by Whoopi Goldberg
• A new CMO, Dr. Katherine Pulaski, played by Star Trek veteran Diana Muldaur
• According to Gates McFadden, she left the series and the role of Dr. Crusher when the head writer at the time, Maurice Hurley, allegedly sexually harassed her. She only returned once he left at the end of Season 2.
• LaForge was now Chief Engineer, resolving an issue since the premiere
• Worf was now officially Chief of Security
• Riker now has a beard and mustache
• The "onesie" uniforms were replaced with a tunic and pants

If all these changes seem scattershot, that's because they were. The special was a "Hail Mary" pass to keep affiliates on board until November.

With all that being said, onto the episodes:

• "The Child" opened up the new season. It was actually a slight rewrite of a "Star Trek: Phase 2" script. Phase 2 was an attempt in the 1970's to resurrect the show with most of the original crew, which eventually morphed into the first ST movie. The reuse of an existing script was due to the writer's strike at the time.
• They also tried to explain the disappearance of Dr. Crusher. Making her head of Starfleet Medical could make sense, but the fact that Wesley didn't go with her at the same time does not.
• Adding the Guinan character seems like an attempt to reduce costs, despite the added expense of the Ten Forward. A scene with people talking is always cheaper than an action scene, and that was her role on the show.
• The writers decided to make the Dr. Pulaski character rather antagonistic about Data. I think they were trying to set up a Spock/McCoy relationship, but when she would try to trade barbs with him, Data would just look hurt. The fans hated this and her character--"boo, we love Data, and we hate you!"  This pushed Data into the third lead on the show, and Pulaski off the series.
• Miles O'Brien (Colm Meaney) appeared in minor roles during the first season, but is now the transporter chief.
• "Elementary, Dear Data" continued the "Holodeck is on the fritz" meme. Again, I fail to see why such a dangerous product is used for recreation.
• "The Outrageous Okona" seems like a "Mary Sue" story--a type of fan fiction where a guest star (normally, but not always a woman) comes in,

That's plenty for now--more of Season 2 to come.  Star Trek: The Next Generation is available on Netflix--more to come!

Hogan's Heroes - Part 3

Achtung! More Hogan's Heroes...

• I'm starting to see episodes I doubt I've ever seen. Hogan gets Klink to let them build a boat (he thinks it's a unique officer's club) in "Anchors Aweigh, Men of Stalag 13".
• Maj, Hochstetter (Howard Caine) has an early appearance (as Maj. Keitel) in "Happy Birthday, Adolf"
• In one of my favorite episodes, Nazi gold bricks are swapped for regular bricks, then hidden in plain sight in "The Gold Rush"
• Murray Slaughter--I mean Capt. Steubing--I mean Gavin MacLeod--is a scenery-chewing Gestapo in "Hello, Zolle"
• Claudine Longet guest-stars in "It Takes a Thief...Sometimes". She had great success as a singer and actress in the 1960's, but is best known for "accidentally" shooting and killing her skier boyfriend in 1976.
• John Banner (Schultz) poses as a German officer to get the boys out of another Stalag in "The Great Impersonator". They didn't spend a lot of money redressing the sets, did they?
• Celebrated character actor Hans Conried plays an Italian commandant (and hopeful deserter) in "The Pizza Parlor". His career went back to the 1930's, including many Disney roles.  There's also a long sequence where a pizza recipe is relayed by radio from Newark to London to a submarine to Stalag 13.   

Cast info:

Ivan Dixon (Sgt. Kinchloe) was born in Harlem, on the same block as Gregory Hines. After earning a drama degree in college, he went to Broadway, at one point co-starring in the original A Raisin in the Sun. Television roles followed including The Twilight Zone, The Outer Limits, and Perry Mason.  His work on Hogan's Heroes ended one year early in 1970, as he felt he was underused on the show, as well as his move into television directing.  His prolific work in this area included The Waltons, The Rockford Files, The Bionic Woman, Magnum P.I., and The A-Team, with his last work in 1993. A member of the Directors Guild of America and the Black Filmmakers Hall of Fame, he passed away in 2008.

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Hogan's Heroes - Part 2

We continue through Season 1 of Hogan's Heroes...

• I'm now convinced that WUAB in Cleveland showed the Season 1 episodes over and over, rather than showing the seasons evenly. I'm seeing some of my favorite episodes very early in the series.
• We get the "heavy water" episode in episode 9, which showcases how Hogan scams Klink to keep him occupied
• Episode 10 has Hogan and the gang using the bugs in the barracks to put on a radio play.  It convinces the Nazis that Hogan knows about the Norden bomb sight--it's actually a vacuum cleaner.
• We get a great performance from John Banner in Episode 11 as Schultz gets drunk
• Crane and Dawson perform a Nazi comedy routine in Episode 12 as they break out a French scientist's daughter.
• Episode 14 brings us the oil scam--The Burkhalter and Klink Oil Co. As they say in the episode, "Hogan, who needs Hogan"?

Cast info:

Robert Clary (Cpl. LeBeau) began as a child singer in France before WWII. He was sent to the concentration camps as a Jew by the Nazis, along with 12 members of his family--he was the only survivor.  He still has the number tattoo on his arm, which is why you never see him in short sleeves on the show. He began writing songs after the war, and moved to the US in 1949, getting jobs on early TV. He went to Broadway and was in several musicals there. He married the daughter of Eddie Cantor in 1965, just as Hogan's Heroes got started. After the show ended, he appeared in feature films. He ended up in soap operas, including a long stint on Days of Our Lives, as well as The Young and the Restless and The Bold and the Beautiful.  He stayed in the industry until 2001, as of this writing is still around, and can be found at robertclary.com.

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Star Trek TNG: More of Season 1

We're continuing to plow through Star Trek: The Next Generation on Netflix--getting close to running out the first season.  A few notes:

• You can definitely see the late 1980's influence on the show. We don't have any real enemies, and the ship is doing more exploring than fighting battles. Aliens have ridiculously skimpy clothing.
• I didn't remember Wesley being so annoying! He wants to be taken seriously, and then does such stupid things.
• The "holodeck is on the fritz" meme has begun.  It seems incredibly dangerous for as a leisure activity. People are trapped, crewmen die...
• They've already started to pull Data back on the wacky antics--thank goodness!
• There are a number of "moral quandary" episodes with the Prime Directive discussed a lot.  Having people give speeches is a great way to make a cheap episode.
• They also went for the cheap on Admiral Jameson's "old guy" makeup in "Too Short a Season". Perhaps it's just seeing it on a bigger screen, but I've seen better jobs in high school productions.
• We get a "Wrath of Khan" reunion of sorts with Merrick Butrick (Preppy David) and Judson Scott (Khan's lackey), now playing stoner and drug dealer respectively in "Symbiosis"
• That same episode includes the last scene shot of Denise Crosby as Tasha Yar--it was produced after "Skin of Evil" where she is offed.  Apparently, you can see her wave at the camera in her final shot.
• We also get a blatant "just say no" PSA in this episode, where Wesley is confused why people would get addicted to drugs. I couldn't help but saying "...and knowing is half the battle!  G I JOOOOOE!" at the end of the scene.
• Explain to me again why families are on the Enterprise?  It seems to hamper the operations and decisions a lot.

We'll finish up Season 1 and go onto all the changes, good and bad, in Season 2 soon.  Star Trek: The Next Generation is available on Netflix--more to come!

Hogan's Heroes - Part 1

A few thoughts about the early episodes... 

• The pilot for Hogan's Heroes was in black and white (the networks were just switching over to color at the time, so they didn't want to waste money on a color pilot).
• The only differences: Klink was a bit more stuffy and serious, there was a Russian character who played their tailor, and Sgt. Carter entered and escaped the camp in one episode. Apart from that, it's the same show--in fact, the episode was remade later in the series.
• We meet our first Hochstetter in the second episode--in this case, a General. I assume Major Hochstetter is his cousin? Our heroes steal a new tank to discover its secrets.  Arlene Martel makes her first appearance as Agent Tiger--you might know her as T'Pring in the Star Trek episode Amok Time.
• Stalag 13 was known as Camp 13 for the first few episodes--perhaps the producers were worried about a lawsuit from the producers of Stalag 17 (which later did occur)
• Episode five introduces Col. Crittendon, played by the versatile Bernard Fox (Calling Dr. Bombay, come in right away...) He has seniority over Hogan, so when he's in the camp, he takes over the operation. At the start, he doesn't know their mission, so he sets up a real mission to escape. Also, Bob Crane gets an opportunity to play drums in the episode.
• Episode six has a special guest star--Roger C. Carmel plays a German general who ends up as "The Prisoner's Prisoner".  Carmel is best known as Harry Mudd from Star Trek.

Cast info:

Richard Dawson (Cpl. Newkirk) came to the US after a successful career as a comedian in the UK, with his wife at the time, Diana Dors (considered to be England's answer to Marilyn Munroe). He got his big break on the Dick Van Dyke show, with several guest appearances following that. According to an interview he did for the DVD set, he originally auditioned for the role of Hogan, but it didn't work out. After Hogan's Heroes, he moved on to Laugh-In, the New Dick Van Dyke Show, and guest hosting Johnny's Carson's Tonight Show. During that time, he moved into game shows--specifically, Match Game. He became a regular, and was chosen so often for the "Super Match" that they changed the rules of the game to give others a chance. In fact, he became so popular, he was offered a hosting gig. He was on Family Feud from 1976-85, with an encore in 1994-95. He also played a version of his game show persona in the Schwarzenegger vehicle The Running Man.

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In Defense of Hogan's Heroes

As a kid growing up in Northeast Ohio, I always loved to hear that the Cleveland Indians' game was rained out. Why? Well, of course the Indians sucked in the 70's. But the real reason was "Rainout Theater", where they would show Hogan's Heroes episodes back to back.

Of the handful of you reading this, I hear a few of you gasp--"That was a horrible show!  Incredibly insensitive!"  Well, before I start a review of the series, I wanted to get a few things straight.

When Hogan's Heroes premiered in 1965, bizarre sitcoms were in their heyday, including these premises:

• A Martian living in a boarding house
• A post-Civil War fort run by buffoons
• A dead Mother reincarnated as a car
• An Ozark family living in a Beverly Hills mansion
• Stereotypes marooned on a tropical island (long before Lost)
• A man married to a witch, and another to a genie
• Two separate shows with ghoulish people living in scary mansions

A show about saboteurs in a WWII prisoner of war camp seems tame by comparison.

Notice I said "Prisoner of War" camp.  It wasn't a concentration camp.  So, the arguments about how tasteless the show was are faulty.  I also want to note that the actors playing the recurring Nazis on the show were actually Jewish, and fled Germany because of WWII.

As far as making light of the Nazis--see the filmography of Mel Brooks.  Almost every film he has made takes a shot at Hitler.

Finally, about Bob Crane.  The less said about his private life, the better (although I do recommend Auto Focus, the biopic with Greg Kinnear).  That should have no impact on how you like or dislike the series.  If we knew everything about our favorite TV stars and based our viewing decisions on that info, we would be watching a lot of documentaries.

So, I hope that clears up things.

I'm not planning to do separate entries for all 168 episodes--I'll just bring up some interesting points as I go through the "Kommandant's Kollection" DVD boxed set I got for Christmas.  I'll also give you some info on the cast.

The show was created by Bernard Fein and Albert S. Ruddy.  Fein was an active presence in front of the camera in the late 50's and 60's--his best known role was on The Phil Silvers Show.  Ruddy did slightly better--he produced The Godfather and Million Dollar Baby.  On the other hand, he wrote Megaforce.  Bing Crosby's company led the production--they also did Ben Casey and The Great Santini.  It was produced at the same studio as That Girl and Mayberry R.F.D. 

Was it a terrible show?  Well, it was nominated for 12 Emmys and won two, both for Werner Klemperer.

More to come...

Aquaman Wrapup

Well, we managed to get through the Adventures of Aquaman animated series.  The final stats: 

• Aquaman's nickname for Aqualad: way out in front is Tadpole with 68 references, followed by Minnow at 27, and coming up in the rear are Sardine at 3 and Squirt at 2 references
• After 94 attempts, Aqualad's official catchphrase is Jumping Jellyfish at 10 references, just beating out Leaping Lampreys at 9. Holy Haddock came in third at 7 references
• Recurring villains: as expected, Black Manta comes out on top with 5 appearances, followed by the Brain at 4, Vassa at 3, and Torpedoman and the Fisherman tied at 2 appearances each

What did we learn?

• Filmation lived up to their reputation of reusing footage.  It seems like there's no more than 6 different sequences of Aquaman in the whole series.
• The ancient knowledge of Atlantis allows electronics to work fine underwater
• Walruses can breathe underwater, swim in the air, and help you out of a jam
• Aquatic superheroes need aquasteeds to get around, except when they don't
• Aliens seem insistent on attacking the oceans
• There are many underwater kingdoms, some living in aquahuts
• Always send your henchman into the water to attack Aquaman, despite historical data showing this is ineffectual
• When defeating a villain, be sure to drop him into a trench, or just let him go
• If you are a villain, regardless of all the riches in the sea, always attack Atlantis
• There are endless numbers of fish you can order into battle and apparent death, many with specific tools for heads

Finally, I want to thank the creators of two sites I've used:

• The Crisis of Infinite Episodes, where I got the screenshots
• The Complete Filmation Aquaman Cartoon Episode Guide

Coming up next--we go to Stalag 13...

Aquaman - The Silver Sphere / To Catch a Fisherman

It's the final episodes of Aquaman! Dennis Marks brings us "The Silver Sphere".

A sulfur pit on the border of the Lizardman and Tortoid's kingdoms spits out the aforementioned sphere. Plant life grows "magically", and the two sentries each decide they want the sphere. A fight ensues, a war begins, and Aquaman comes in to break it up. Aquaman sets up a sports competition and a complicated set of rules to determine who keeps the sphere. Unfortunately, Black Manta also hears about the sphere, and tries to grabs Aqualad as a diversion to get it--a Tortoid saves the teen, and he joins their team. A race through "cactoids" (underwater cacti?) catches the Lizardman swimmer, and Aqualad goes to save him--but he was faking. The Sea King figures out that Manta has the sphere, and goes after him. Manta tests the sphere successfully, but Aquaman rushes in and is then trapped.

Meanwhile, the games go on--now it's wrestling. Aqualad wins, but the Lizardmen now figure out the sphere is gone and suspect Aquaman (who's conveniently missing). Both parties tell the teen he's a goner if he doesn't return. Back to Manta, who tells his henchmen to watch Aquaman while he's gone (bad idea Manta). Aquaman calls in guppies--small enough not to be noticed, but big enough to push the sphere. Up come the plants, and Aquaman is freed. Meanwhile, Aqualad is in the Olympic "carry a boulder on a tightrope over a sulfur pit" event. A Lizardman isn't as lucky, but Tusky saves him. Now, Aquaman is back--with the sphere. A battle ensues with Manta,  whose ship goes into the pit. The Tortoids are awarded the sphere, but both parties decide they will share it. 

Some things to look for:

• Aquaman's nickname for Aqualad count: Tadpole (65)
• Aqualad catchphrase attempts: Bumbling Blowfish, Leaping Lampreys
• This is a "message" episode--like an After School special
• The whole Olympic bit is very weird
• You have to assume that Manta's ship goes in the sulfur pit--we watched the shot multiple times, and the ship is knocked toward it by a whale, but the animation is so bad, you don't really see it go in
• This whole episode seems like a Silver Age comic story, but I can't find a comic book reference

Bob Haney brings down the curtain with "To Catch a Fisherman" (with Chris Hansen).

Tusky and Imp are playing, but Tusky disappears, and Imp goes for help. Our heroes begin a search, and Aquaman decides to call on the "Old Man of the Sea", who apparently knows everything. The Old Man, who lives in a clam, tells them they have to go "where the sea burns". It's not a metaphor--they go to an undersea volcano.

They find Tusky in lava--it's a toy replica! The Fisherman (of the title) set it up, and dives in a small ship to attack. A harpoon picks up some lava and spins around them to form a prison. Aqualad gets out via a small hole, but is attacked by depth charges. The Sea King calls in the fish troops while Aqualad sneaks away. He's off to talk to the Old Man again, only to find him and Tusky in chains. Tusky  is freed, but the Old Man tells him to leave now--Aquaman needs his help. More cryptic messages--"a two legged fish can only be caught by a two legged bait". Back to Aquaman--the fish troops are getting hit with more trick harpoons. Aqualad remembers the Old Man, and realizes he has to be the bait. The Fisherman tries to catch the teen in a net, and a fight ensues. This gives the fish troops (whales in this case) enough time to break Aquaman out of the lava prison. Aquaman and the troops go to finish off the villain, but he warns them he will blow them all up. Tusky uses the replica to distract the Fisherman, and they wrap him up. THe Old Man of the Sea is freed, and explains that he didn't send them into danger--the Fisherman did it, disguised as him. The final shot of the series is the standard "let's head for home" from the Sea King, with Tusky clapping.

Some things to look for:

• Aquaman's nickname for Aqualad count: Tadpole (68), Minnow (27), Sardine (3)
• Aqualad catchphrase attempts: Jumping Jackfish, Mumbling Mantis, Holy Mackerel, Blubbering Blowfish, Leaping Lampreys. I guess he was using up his stock for the final episode.
• If you knew someone who literally knows everything, would you bother him trying to find a missing pet?
• Fisherman now has trick harpoons, similar to Green Arrow's trick arrows?
• How did the burly Fisherman disguise himself as the wispy Old Man?

Next time, we'll wrap up Aquaman (in some old newspapers).

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Aquaman - The Stickman of Stygia / Three Wishes to Trouble

Oscar Bensol sticks us with "The Stickmen of Stygia".

Aqualad and Mera have nothing better to do than annoy the Sea King with a prank involving a fake ship--Tusky is wrangled into it too. Aqualad calls in a fake distress call. Unfortunately, actual aliens are watching all of this (for Stygia's Funniest Home Videos?). The aliens want to capture Aquaman and bring them back to their planet as a water slave.

The prank continues--Tusky makes some fake alien sounds as Aquaman arrives. He sees a beam from the fake ship moving a rock, recognizes it as a normal flashlight, and realizes he is being set up. Aqualad is moving the rock, and manages to push it towards the fake ship. The Sea King swoops in to save them, and gets hit by the rock. They apologize to him, but he's not happy. The Stygians take this opportunity to attack with an immobilizer and a magnetic beam. Aquaman calls in an octopus (Topo?) that knocks out the beam temporarily, then cut the line and tie it down. Somehow, this manages to keep the spaceship from escaping, and drags it to the sea bottom. They fire torpedos that knock out Mera, forcing Aqualad to save her. After the ship's guns are knocked out by sharks, they come out with hand guns that fire force rays. Aquaman decides to go the prank route, fooling the Stygians into thinking the flashlight nullifies their guns. Some dolphins pushing rocks onto their ship complete the effect, and they blast off. Laughter plays us out.

Some things to look for:

• Aquaman's nickname for Aqualad count: Tadpole (61)
• Aqualad catchphrase attempts: Holy Hagfish, Leaping Lionfish
• The Stygians are in fact stickmen--they look like they came out of a Play-Doh Fun Factory
• They never explain why they need Aquaman as a water slave "upon pain of death"

Bob Haney's back with "Three Wishes to Trouble".

Tusky finds a jug on a sunken ship. Aqualad opens it to find (of course) an aqua-genie named Snork--is this the father of the Snorks? I smell a lawsuit. Anyway, the genie (who sounds a little like Jim Backus as Mr. Magoo) offers the teen three wishes. Wish #1 is a robot to do his chores. The robot is ordered to clean up the wrecked ships, but his vacuum also starts pulling in Tusky and Imp. Aquaman sees what's going on, and comes in to help.

The genie is hiding from Aqualad while the robot goes wild, destroying a coral reef and trapping him. Aquaman saves him and goes after the robot--Aqualad finds the genie and wishes for a robot smasher, which does his job. Aquaman questions the teen, who tells him about the genie, and Aquaman orders him to get the genie back in the jug. The genie says he has one more wish, and Aqualad decides he would like  to have Aqua-telepathic powers, just once. Unfortunately, his uncontrolled telepathy calls up huge mutant fish from the bottom of the sea, and since he said "just once", he loses the power so he can't send them back down. Aquaman has to bail him out with normal fish troops to push them back in. Aqualad confesses to the Sea King, and a pufferfish is brought in to suck up the genie and put him back in the jug.

Some things to look for:

• Aquaman's nickname for Aqualad count: Tadpole (63) 
• Aqualad catchphrase attempts: Howling Hungfish, Leaping Lionfish, Mumbling Mantis, Murmering Moonfish, Leaping Lampreys (whew!)
• The robot's vacuum is powerful enough to pull Imp's mane color off for a moment
• Why doesn't Aquaman just order the mutant fish back down, rather than fight them with normal fish?

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Aquaman - Programmed for Destruction / The War of the Quatix and the Bimphars

Dennis Marks IS "Programmed for Destruction".

We're in yet another cave turned into a villain's HQ--this time, it's The Brain. He's built a computer with all Aqua-facts, in order to learn the best way to destroy our heroes. The computer (which talks, as all 1960's computers do) recommends "positive buoyancy" to force Aquaman to the surface. In order to build the ray, they need oxymite from deep sea emeralds--so the Brain and his henchman are off to do some mining.

The sets off an alarm in the Aquacave, and our heroes go check it out. Explosions and digging are seen. The Sea King decides to go in alone, allowing Aqualad and Tusky to be captured with a viscosity gun. Aquaman sees this, and is then captured as well. Dolphins are called in, who set up high frequency soundwaves to break them out. Meanwhile, the Brain has completed his buoyancy weapon, and the Sea King is worried. He calls in the whole fish army, but the ray starts zapping them and they float up to the surface. Aqualad and Tusky are hit, and up they go. Aquaman goes to find a strange huge fish with one big eye that acts like a mirror, reflecting the ray back on the ship.  The Brain abandons ship, allowing the Sea King to sneak on the reverse the ray. A whale takes out the ship.

Some things to look for:

• Aquaman's nickname for Aqualad count: Tadpole (57), Minnow (22)
• Aqualad catchphrase attempts: Leaping Lampreys, Jumping Jellyfish
• I knew dolphins were smart, but I had no idea they could generate special frequencies by swimming around!
• "The Secret of Positive Buoyancy"--is that the new Harry Potter novel?
• Why do villains on this show send out their henchmen when they already have our heroes on the ropes? Seems counterproductive.

Dennis Marks also brings us "The War of the Quatix and the Bimphabs" (ask your doctor about Quatix).

Aqualad and Tusky are playing when Aquaman calls them in--there's a top secret mission. The military has discovered Planet Q344, an all water world. They have no way to explore it, so they have called in our heroes to go there. When do they go? Now, since there's no need for any training to run the water-filled rocket. The Aquaheroes (including Tusky) blast off! They are then told they have all of three hours to explore a planet and get back to the ship, or get marooned there. The animated DCU must have better rocket tech than we do, since they reach this faraway planet before the opening credits.

They splashdown and take a look around. Aquaman warns the teen to be careful. Aqualad goes for a snack, but the plant traps him in metal bars while alien fish swoop in. Aquaman's telepathy doesn't work on them, so he's captured as well. The aliens consider them as spies (which they essentially are), and call them Bimphabs--they are the Quatix. They are taken to a cave with a "Crial"--a huge squidlike creature. Aquaman manages to break free, but the Bimphabs arrive and attack. The Quatix see that he is fighting them, so they ally with him. The Bimphabs capture Aqualad and Tusky--we learn they live on a small island (the only land on the planet), and offer to save Aquaman if the teen helps them. Aqualad reluctantly agrees, since they have to get back to the ship. The Sea King is offered the same deal for the Quatix. The two armies meet--Aquaman signals the teen to break away and attack both armies. The generals on both sides are captured by the Crial--turns out Aqua-telepathy works on him. Both sides agree to terms to avoid being the Crial's lunch. Our heroes return to the ship just in time. 

Some things to look for:

• Aquaman's nickname for Aqualad count: Tadpole (58), Minnow (25)
• Aqualad catchphrase attempts: Leaping Lampreys, Holy Mackerel, Galloping Guppies. Aquaman counters with Great Grunion.
• We get a political statement at the end as our heroes say "peace"

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Aquaman: The Undersea Trojan Horse / The Vicious Villainy Of Vassa

Bob Haney is back with "The Undersea Trojan Horse".

A robotic man-of-war is the HQ for Dr. Lamprey, who has the face of an overripe yam. He's ready for Operation: Robots Unlimited, which starts with a small relay unit. The relay calls in robotic swordfish, which attack the Sea King and his friends. Meanwhile, the good doctor goes to attack Atlantis. Aquaman takes out one of the robots with a hard water ball, and Aqualad rides the other into a coral reef.

Operation: Robots Unlimited continues with the titular Trojan Horse, left for Mera to find. She apparently never read Greek literature, since she opens it up to find more robots that follow her back to Atlantis. The aforementioned relay will detonate the robot fish when they get close to the domed city, so real fish are called in to stop them. It's roboshark vs. real shark! Aquaman recognizes Dr. Lamprey's ship, and Torpedo Rays are brought in to shock it. Of course, the control is in the relay, so they have to find it. Robotic Torpedo Fish join the fray, and the Sea King hits them with a wall of water. Tusky finds the relay and clobbers it, stopping all the robots. Lamprey decides to amscray while Mera still wants the Trojan Horse. Women!

Some things to look for:

• Aquaman's nickname for Aqualad count: Tadpole (55), Minnow (20), Sardine (2)
• Aqualad catchphrase attempts: Holy Hungfish, Suffering Shellfish, Soaring Sailfish, Leaping Ladyfish
• I assume many of Aquaman's fish subjects die in the robot battle

Oscar Bensol brings back everyone's favorite bad girl in "The Vicious Villainy of Vassa".

A set of ships arrive near Atlantis and start drilling into the ocean floor near it. Vassa has decided to get into the domed city from the bottom. Meanwhile, the Aquateam is inside Atlantis checking out the new defense warning system--a blinking obelisk tells you if danger is near. Of course, it starts flashing as an apparent earthquake starts--it's Vassa's ships tunneling into the city! Geysers of water stream in, and citizens are ordered to higher ground. Our heroes go to the Aquacave long enough to track down the ships, who use their laser beam drills on them. Aquaman calls in the fish troops who take out one of the ships.

Back in Atlantis, Mera decides to go find her Sea King. He finds more ships and the battle is back on. Mera is captured by Vassa using some sort of vortex, and Tusky pantomimes the problem to Aquaman--he's captured too. He manages to reverse the vortex, which disables Vassa's ship. Two other ships chasing Tusky manage to run into each other, and a hard water ball sends another toward Aquaman! Mera gets to the controls to divert the ship. Vassa shoots the laser at Aquaman--he sends the ship into a reef, then sneaks onto the ship and forces Vassa to release Mera. Manta Rays are brought in to plug the holes created by the ships and stop the flooding in Atlantis. Vassa is taken to Atlantis for her punishment, starting with pumping the water back out. Tusky winks maniacally at the camera as we say goodbye.

Some things to look for:

• Aquaman's nickname for Aqualad count: Tadpole (56), Minnow (21)
• Aqualad catchphrase attempts: Bossy(?) Barracuda, Holy Haddock, Leaping Lungfish
• Wow--that's a GREAT early warning system for Atlantis...
• Even though they are inside Atlantis, which has no water, Tusky manages to swim in the air

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Aquaman: The Sea Sorcerer / The Sea Snares Of Captain Sly

Dennis Marks pens "The Sea Sorcerer".

We begin in an ancient cave where some hocus-pocus is going on. A wizard notes that he now has every spell that exists, and he's going to use them on Aquaman to take over the seas. He spies on the Sea King with a crystal ball and calls up a sandstorm (?), then arrives on a giant toad which grabs Aqualad with his tongue. The Sea King does the old spinning water bit to free the teen. The Sea Sorcerer swears that he'll get Aquaman, then vanishes. 

Our heroes get a call from a relay station--they are being attacked by a fire-breathing dragon, so they're off to help.  They ride in on marlins which pop the dragon--no good. Aquaman calls in Pufferfish to shoot water at the dragon to put him out. They find the Sorcerer knocked out on the sea floor. who acts like he escaped from the bad guy. Aqualad and Tusky take him toward Atlantis, but he ends up capturing them. Another sandstorm attacks Aquaman, and is then sent toward jagged coral. Aqualad gets Tusky to knock the crystal ball away and break it, saving the Sea King. Tusky frees Aqualad so they join up with Aquaman. The Sea Sorcerer goes all in, trapping them in ice and fire. Aquaman calls in Killer Whales to break the ice, then hits the villain with a hard water ball, knocking him into a deep gorge.

Some things to look for:

• Aquaman's nickname for Aqualad count: Tadpole (51), Minnow (17)
• Aqualad catchphrase attempts: Soaring Sailfish, Leaping Lampreys, Jumping Jellyfish
• Nice ancient book with "The Book of Magic" in English on the cover
• Wouldn't an underwater sandstorm just turn into mud?
• How does a fire-breathing dragon work underwater?
• If you were trapped in ice and fire, wouldn't they just negate each other?

Oscar Bensol brings us the tongue-twisting "Sea Snares of Captain Sly" (on the seashore?).

Yet another strange craft appears in the sky which drops off two henchmen of Captain Sly, who leave a time bomb on the sea floor. Two other henchmen leave sheets of pink plastic blocking a narrow canyon--then turn the sheets invisible with a strange ray. It's a trap for our heroes, who show up as expected. Aquaman goes on alone, and swims right into one of the sheets. Aqualad goes the other way, and hits the other sheet. This time, it constricts around and traps him. A globe is dropped from the ship which picks him up. Aquaman uses a clam to cut the line. The ship goes underwater while members of the fish army help to free the teen. Tusky breaks the plastic bag around Aqualad, and they are off to the battle. Henchman on sea scooters shoot "limpness lights" at Aqualad, but the Sea King saves him with a well-thrown water ball. Aquaman's fish army helps him knocks out the scooters, and our heroes commandeer them. The ship tries to take off, but the limpness lights take it out. Henchmen shoot harpoons at our heroes, but a Sea Turtle protects them. Swordfish are brought in, and trap the henchmen. Tusky catches Captain Sly in his own trap, and it's off to jail for them.

Some things to look for:

• Aquaman's nickname for Aqualad count: Tadpole (52), Minnow (18)
• Aqualad catchphrase attempts: Galloping Guppies
• The henchmen wear deep-sea helmets, but their arms and legs are bare--I don't think that would go well
• If you had an invisibility ray, wouldn't that be enough to go commit crimes?  Why go to all this extra trouble?

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Star Trek TNG: Season 1 Early Episodes

If you've been following this blog (and I have no idea why you would), you know that I recently covered the Star Trek animated series, as part of an effort of my wife and I to watch all Trek series in chronological order. We managed to make it through the original series movies since then (it was truly painful to watch Star Trek V: Kirk vs. God again), so now we're watching Star Trek: The Next Generation on Netflix.

I'm not going to do a separate entry for each episode--that would take too long and there's plenty of others on the net who have already done so. However, from time to time, I will drop in a blog entry with my thoughts on recent episodes we've watched.

One point upfront. If you want to feel really old, consider this: The period of time since TNG premiered (1987) is now longer than the period between the TOS (1966) and TNG premieres. Ouch!

We're several episodes into the first season so far--

• I'm sure the cast was nervous during the production of the pilot. The characters were not fully formed, concepts were being introduced, and from my memories at the time, the series was far from a sure thing. That being said, it is very strange that everyone involved on camera really gave you ACTING by the bushel.  Every line was spoken like it was the most important thing ever said--like they were giving speeches in front of a podium.
• Why did they spend what seemed like half the pilot separating and reattaching the saucer section--so some Trekkie could say "I knew they could do that from the engineering manual I bought at the convention"?
• Who's bright idea was skirts on the early uniforms--specially for male extras? I know it was William Ware Theiss, but somebody had to approve that.
• Does Dr. Crusher shop at uglysweaters.com for her son, or does Wesley buy them? (BTW--there's a tumblr if you're interested in seeing them)
• In retrospect, I don't think Tasha Yar was killed due to Denise Crosby's Playboy pictorial. She was not a good actress, and her backstory is terrible. Rape gangs?  She also held back Worf on the show--all he did was talk about Klingon honor before she was offed.
• Picard seems to go for the "surrender" option a lot
• The juxtaposition of drama and humor is very strange--wacky antics from Data one second, and a deadly decision the next

Star Trek: The Next Generation is available on Netflix--more to come!

Aquaman: In Captain 'Cuda's Clutches / The Mirror-Man from Planet Imago

Bob Haney brings in a classic JLA villain and gives another a nickname for alliteration's sake "In Captain 'Cuda's Clutches". 

Aquaman and Aqualad are on their way back to the Aquacave (perhaps to get some Aquaburgers and Aquafries) when Tusky manages to find trouble again. A jewel in the Aquacave (a monitor for the Jewel people) shows a scary face--it's Captain Barracuda (dressed like a blue conquistador) and Starro, an alien starfish. They are attacking the Jewel people, so off go our heroes.

Starro "inks" the Jewel people (not like tattooing), and the Captain shoots an energy based weapon at the Aqua-duo which paralyzes Aqualad.  The Sea King calls in Star-Gazers, which shock the teen back into health. They don't know where the bad guys are, but Tusky brought the monitor jewel with him so they can find the Jewel people. Of course, they took refuge in their city (where else would they go?). Starro pulls at the jeweled dome, but here comes our heroes with the fish troops. Starro then tries to shock and ink them, but Pufferfish suck up the ink (I don't think that's how they work). The fish army continue the fight, but our Captain keeps paralyzing them. Tusky distracts Barracuda and Aquaman tackles him. The Jewel people give the Sea King a gift, and put the Captain to work mining for more jewels.

Some things to look for:

• Aquaman's nickname for Aqualad count: Tadpole (49), Minnow (14)  
• Aqualad catchphrase attempts: Cowering Cowfish, Flipping Flatfish, Wailing Wolffish, Suffering Sea Snakes
• Seems awfully convenient that Tusky brought the monitor jewel with him--wasn't he just scared of it earlier?
• Why would Jewel people mine for jewels? Seems like cannibalism.
• Starro is one of the many Silver Age DC villains with a name ending in "O" (Amazo, Kanjar Ro, Chemo, Eclipso...)  
• Starro is more of a henchman than an actual villain here--he does seem to get away at the end though

Dennis Marks brings us "The Mirror-Man from Planet Imago" (sponsored by Xerox). 

Aquaman is fighting the Brain's henchmen--he then goes into the Brain's ship! It's not Aquaman--it's a duplicate from the Planet Imago (you can tell he's the dupe because his eyes are extra-sparkly). The Brain plans to do the old switcheroo! Aqua-dupe commands the fish in the sea to fight (now there's a pay-per-view event!). The real Sea King sees the problem from the Aquacave, so they go check it out. He orders the fish to stop fighting, but it just confuses them, so they have to step in. The Brain uses this opportunity to attack Aqualad and take him back to the ship. It was just a ruse to knock out Aquaman and switch him out with the duplicate! He fools Aqualad but not his steed or Tusky, who gets a real shaking from the faux Sea King. Aqualad is just confused.

The real Aquaman is trapped under a heat beam--he's about to get served with drawn butter! He uses a magnifying glass he happens to have on him to burn a hole in the ship. Meanwhile, Aqua-dupe evicts Aqualad from the Aquacave. He then contacts the Brain and preps to open the doors to Atlantis. The Brain learns about the hole in the ship--Aquaman has escaped! Aqualad and Tusky commiserate, but then the real Aquaman appears and explains what is going on. The real and faux Aquamen battle it out. No one knows who's who, including The Brain, who blasts the duplicate. Aquaman does the old wall of water spinning trick and blows up the ship. The Aqua-dupe explains his planet was fooled--they though the Sea King was the bad guy. 

Some things to look for:

• Aquaman's nickname for Aqualad count: Tadpole (50), Minnow (15), Sardine (1)  Note: I'm counting Aqua-dupe's nicknames as well.
• Aqualad catchphrase attempts: Jumping Jellyfish, Holy Hogfish. Jumping Jackfish
• So Aquaman carries around a magnifying glass just in case?

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